For independent Irish animal-care businesses

Your next new client is already calling. Are you answering?

Every missed call, 9pm web form and Facebook message gets answered fast and followed up until they book — in your practice's own voice. Done for you, one flat monthly fee. You stop losing new clients to whoever rang back first.

No setup fee Live within a week Cancel any time
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The missed call

Reception is with an animal, the phone rings out — and a worried owner rings the next clinic within minutes.

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The 9pm web form

Enquiries land after hours and sit unanswered until morning. By then they've booked elsewhere.

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The unread message

Facebook and Instagram DMs pile up. A new client asking "do you take new patients?" hears nothing back.

How it works

Four steps. None of them are yours.

We sit on the front of your funnel — the enquiry channels only. We never touch your clinical systems, and we never give medical advice. Admin and booking, full stop.

1

Instant acknowledgement

The moment a call is missed or a form comes in, the owner gets a warm reply — even at 2am — so no one feels ignored.

24/7, automatic
2

Fast personalised reply

A real, human-quality answer in your practice's voice — answering the question and moving them toward booking.

Fast, in business hours
3

Follow-up until they book

A gentle multi-touch sequence chases the ones who don't reply, so nothing dies quietly in the inbox.

3 touches, no pressure
4

One-page monthly report

Plain English: enquiries handled, response time before vs after, and the new clients we helped recover.

Every month, conservative
The piece that pays for itself

Missed-call rescue

A missed call is a person who needs you now. The second it rings out, Coinne texts them back — so instead of dialling the next clinic, they're already talking to yours.

  • Fires in seconds. No one waits on hold, no one is left wondering if you're open.
  • In your voice. Warm and local — it reads like your best receptionist, not a robot.
  • Safe by design. Anything urgent or medical is sent straight to you — "please ring the clinic now."
Pricing

One plan. Everything in. And it pays for itself — guaranteed.

No confusing tiers. Every practice gets the full service for one flat fee — backed by a promise no agency will give you: if we don't make you the money back, you don't pay it.

Everything included
€500 /month
The complete service — nothing held back for a higher tier.
  • Missed-call text-back
  • Fast first reply, your voice
  • 3-touch follow-up until they book
  • After-hours auto-acknowledgement
  • Reactivation of old enquiries
  • Dedicated tracked number
  • Review-request automation
  • Monthly strategy call
  • One-page recovered-leads report
  • No setup fee · cancel any time
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The €500 Pays-For-Itself Guarantee

Each month our report shows the new business we recovered for you. If we can't show we made you back at least your €500, we refund the difference. Worst case, Coinne is free. It can't cost you money.

Recovered business is counted conservatively and confirmed with you — only real, traceable new clients count.

Built to be trusted with your clients

Careful with people. Careful with their pets.

GDPR Article 28

We operate as your data processor under a signed Article 28 agreement, with named sub-processors and minimal retention.

Admin only, never clinical

We never give veterinary or triage advice. Anything urgent or medical is routed straight to you — every time.

Irish & independent

Owner-run, here in Ireland. You deal with a person you can talk to, not a faceless overseas agency. Your voice, your terms.

Questions owners actually ask

Straight answers

Do you give medical advice to my clients? +

Never. Coinne handles admin and booking only. If a message sounds urgent or medical, we don't attempt to help — we tell the owner to ring the practice straight away (or your out-of-hours line). This protects animal welfare and keeps you clear of any liability.

Will it sound like a robot? +

No. We build a short voice profile from how your practice actually speaks, and every reply reads warm, plain and local — the way your best receptionist would put it. You approve the voice before anything goes live.

Won't it clash with my receptionist or double-message people? +

No — and this is built in, not hoped for. The missed-call text only fires when a call goes unanswered, so if your receptionist picks up, nothing sends. For web forms, social messages and after-hours enquiries, we agree up front which channels are ours to cover — the ones your team can't get to anyway. We see the full thread, so a lead is only ever answered once. Coinne covers the gaps; it never talks over your front desk.

Do you plug into my practice software? +

No. We deliberately sit on the front of your funnel — the enquiry channels only — and never touch ezyVet, Provet or your records. Less risk, less setup, and nothing clinical ever passes through us.

How do I know it's actually working? +

We record your response time and rough missed-enquiry rate in week one as a baseline, then the monthly report shows the before-and-after and the clients we can honestly tie to a recovered lead. We under-claim on purpose — numbers you can trust beat numbers you doubt.

Free Response Audit

See exactly where you're losing new clients.

Tell us your practice and we'll send back a free, honest one-page audit — where enquiries are leaking and what it's likely costing you. No strings, no pitch.

  • One page, plain English, genuinely useful
  • No obligation and no sales call unless you ask
  • Usually back to you within two working days
✅ Thanks — that's with us. We'll be back to you within two working days at the email you gave.